Make a Wish and Ruin Everybody Else's

[BAMBI]

Example:

Pongo - I wish I had a car

Perdi - Granted, but all four wheels explode everytime you turn the car on.

I wish I had a doughnut.

Pongo - Granted, but it's a moldy doughnut.

Got it? Good, now it's my turn:

I wish I wasn't tired.

[Shri]

(Best game ever!)

Poof! Granted, but now you are so full of caffeine you will be unable to sleep for two whole days.

I wish I had magic powers.

[BAMBI]

Granted, but since magic has been so over-rated and "pretty-fied" in popular culture, you turn into a hideous witch that scares the socks out of everybody's feet and wishes to be changed back to normal.

I wish my chair was the most comfortable ever.

[Shri]

Granted, but every time you sit in the chair you get pins and needles because your back goes numb.


I wish for there to be no weeds in the water at the beach.

[BAMBI]

Granted, but noooow, the weeds are in your garden.

I wish I had a few dollars D:

[Shri]

Granted, but they're made of chocolate.

I wish mowing the lawn was not neccessary.

[BAMBI]

Granted. Now it moves on its own -- but watch out for it's outta control!!

I wish Shri would reply to the thread >xP

[Shri]

-fleeeeesss-


Shri replies, but she might just cause even more chaos than the birds. And subsequent injuries.


I wish the the phrase 'of doom' was added to the end of all nouns. Then everything of doom would be a noun of doom.

[BAMBI]

Granted. But I think the complexity entailed by your wish made the world explode (all the paperwork!).

I wish I had a portfolio to put my comics into so I didn't have to swim in paper leaves to get to the computer.

[Shri]

Granted, but those papers all turn into fish.

I wish I had some dinner. :C

[BAMBI]

Granted! But I cooked it, so yeah....

I wish breakfast would be ready faster.

[Shri]

Omnomnomnom.

Granted, but you turned up the heat and it burned.

I wish that all cars could fllllyyyyy on webs like spiders!

[BAMBI]

Granted! But now --- CRASH --- well, you get the idea!

I wish I was the fastest poster on earth

[Shri]

Granted. Unfortunately your incredible, mind blowing speed both blows minds and breaks the space-time continuum! =O

I wish my spider-car did not crash and destroy me. XD

[BAMBI]

(Wooohoooo cool!)

Granted. The $90847309749024732 worth spider-car crashes and destroys itself now!

I wish my printer would obey me.